Welcome to…
With our guest, Stella!
Welcome to Mail Roasts, where packages get judged harder than reality TV contestants.
Our friend and guest reviewer, @stellajim, puts delivery boxes, bubble wrap, and questionable packaging choices under the spotlight—serving up funny, light-hearted reviews that educate the community while keeping it all positive.
Think of it as a roast, but for mail: informative, a little savage, always in good fun.
Stay tuned for laughs, lessons, and maybe a few cardboard redemption arcs. Ratings and rubric below!
The Judges Table 📨🔥
From bubble mailer nightmares to gold-standard Grail deliveries, nothing escapes the roast. Each package is scored from 1–5 across packaging, protection, creativity, and overall drama. Think of it as the Olympics of mail…if the judges were sarcastic collectors with strong feelings.
| Category | 1 – Brutal | 2 – Ouch | 3 – Meh | 4 – Solid | 5 – Grail Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Packaging Effort | “Bubble mailer? In 2025?!” | “Tape job looks like toddler art.” | “At least it’s in a box…” | “Respectable – bubble wrap game strong.” | “Fort Knox couldn’t protect better.” |
| Card Protection | “Do you even penny-sleeve, bro?” | “One toploader… no team bag.” | “Sleeved, but raw dogged in a box.” | “Toploader + team bag + painter’s tape.” | “Double sleeved, magnetic, tabbed, NASA-grade.” |
| Creativity / Flair | “Zero personality. Sad mail.” | “One crooked sticky note.” | “At least they tried with a thank-you.” | “Custom sticker / branded touch. Nice!” | “Handwritten note + confetti + extra pack = chef’s kiss.” |
| Drama Factor | “Arrived looking like it lost a bar fight.” | “Half crushed but still breathing.” | “Regular delivery. Nothing to write home about.” | “Felt like Christmas morning.” | “DHL guy bowed when he handed it over.” |
| Overall Roast Score | 🔥 1 | 🔥🔥 2 | 🔥🔥🔥 3 | 🔥🔥🔥🔥 4 | 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 5 |
MailRoast
| wdt_ID | wdt_created_by | wdt_created_at | wdt_last_edited_by | wdt_last_edited_at | Sender | Status | Effort | Protection | Flair | Drama | Overall |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | @stellajim | TBD | |||||||||
| 2 | jake@grailmaxi.com | 15/09/2025 03:00 PM | jake@grailmaxi.com | 15/09/2025 03:00 PM | @stevensview | TBD | |||||
| 3 | @aaron49945 | TBD | |||||||||
| 4 | @thejekyl | TBD | |||||||||
| 5 | @justinshoemaker | TBD | |||||||||
| 6 | @mssensicalpanel | TBD | |||||||||
| 7 | @drfeilgood | TBD | |||||||||
| Sender | Status | Effort | Protection | Flair | Drama | Overall |
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